NASCAR Drivers Back Trump And Trigger The Left, Cheating Allegations Rock The Sport & Race Wife Has A Pool Day
Not even our great future vice president could help poor Alex Bowman and Hendrick Motorsports yesterday at Charlotte.
Sad. See? This is what we’re up against, people. Kamala’s America. Front and center. You think this is a joke? Look at what happened to Alex Bowman yesterday!
You think you’ve won – or, in Bowman’s case, advanced to the next round – and then BAM … they steal it from you. Sound familiar? Stop the count, you losers! Let Alex race!
OK, I’m being a jackass (shocking) mostly as shtick because a day that started with JD Vance in the garage ended with a NASCAR driver getting disqualified from the postseason after advancing just hours earlier. You can’t make it up.
And you spent the whole day watching football! See what you missed? Good thing this award-winning column is pumping out #content on this second Monday of October to keep you informed. You are welcome!
Look, obviously we’re gonna talk about the Bowman drama today, because it’s the story coming out of Charlotte. But, unlike the rest of the woke media, we’re also gonna check in with JD Vance, who was also at the track yesterday.
(No clue if the woke media mentioned our future VP’s appearance yesterday. I do know that 99% of the media room was in shambles because of it, though. Trust me. It must’ve been glorious to watch unfold)
What else should we hit on today? How about an absolute HEATER from a NASCAR wife we haven’t heard from in ages? Sound good? Good!
We’ll also get a pregnancy update from Natalie Decker – it’s going WELL – and then check in with Martin Truex Jr. to see if he’s having any second thoughts about his impending retirement.
Spoiler alert: he is not.
Four tires, just a dash of that Sunoco racin’ fuel, and a BIG SCARLET A for Alex Bowman to wear on his chest all week! Monday Morning Pit-Stop – the ‘Cheaters Cheaters Pumpkin Eaters’ edition – is LIVE!
Not the best way to end a Sunday
OK, let’s get the annoying, serious stuff out of the way before we hit the pool with Harrison Burton’s fiancée.
Alex Bowman crossed the finish line 18th and managed to sneak his way into the Round of 8, but by the time the ‘ol No. 48 Chevy was out of inspection, he was eliminated and branded a CHEATER!
OK, that’s not exactly how it happened, but it’s pretty much the nuts and bolts of it. Here, allow Bobby to dramatically stare into the camera and explain the situation:
Nobody better than Bob Pockrass, mainly because he pumps out #content like that and saves me from a bunch of work. Love that. Gets me to the NASCAR WAG portion faster, and that’s something we can all root for.
Anyway, Bowman’s Chevy came in a little light at post-race weigh-in, which led to him being swapped out for Joey Logano (of course) in the semifinal round of the playoffs. A lot of Twitter sleuths believe THIS little video could be the smoking gun:
